Today I branch out into the advice column game. The Times Online columnist Eco Worrier tried to answer this question:
How can I persuade my husband to use a push mower?
The Times suggest that she manipulate him.
Target his weakness. Is he a touch sensitive about his growing tummy? Point out that according to Which? magazine, cutting a lawn with a push mower allows a 60kg person to burn 360 calories an hour. If your husband counts the pennies, emphasise that it costs an average of 20p every 100ml of fuel for a mower with a petrol tank and about 4p for every 20 minutes that you use a 1700W electric mower.
Thank you for playing, but that is not correct. Mr Answers says if you think a push mower is worth pushing, remove ass from chair and push it your own damn self.
Posted on June 15th, 2008 by pwyll
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