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I found the picture, above, and the following in a forum associated with a Venezuelan news site, NoticieroDigital.com. I intersperse my translation into English with the original.
Codigo biblico revela identidad de George W. Bush.
Bible code reveals the identity of George W. Bush.
Algunos asiduos lectores han escrito en varias oportunidades a nuestra redacci�n para solicitarnos que desarroll�semos alguna matriz sobre el actual Presidente de los Estados Unidos. Las revelaciones que el investigador Jos� Iglesias obtuvo a trav�s del codigo biblico son impresionantes.
Some assiduous readers have written to the editor on various occasions to request that we develop a matrix concerning the current President of the United States. The revelations which investigator Jose Iglesias obtained by means of bible codes are impressive.
George W. Bush es el Presidente de uno de los paises mas poderosos del mundo. Es, al menos, lo que la mayor�a de las personas sabemos sobre este personaje de la actualidad. Sin embargo, el codigo biblico oculta algunos secretos sobre el Se�or Bush.
George W Bush is the President of one of the most powerful countries on earth. That much, at least, most people know concerning this contemporary figure. Nevertheless, the bible code hides some secrets about Mr. Bush.
En primera instancia, revela que Bush es un personaje m�s oscuro de lo que imaginamos, pues trabaja a favor del mal, y no del bien. Fue capaz de ordenar la destrucci�n de las Torres Gemelas para justificar la invasi�n a Irak, donde nunca se encontraron armas de peligro masivo, tal como se afirm� en su momento.
In the first place, it reveals that Bush is a darker person than we imagine; he works for evil, not good. He was capable of ordering the destruction of the Twin Towers to justify the invasion of Iraq, where no weapons of mass destruction were found, as he had claimed would be.
Seg�n revela el codigo biblico, Osama Bin Laden es una creacion del Gobierno de Bush. Si bien es cierto que la familia Bin Laden existe, y hasta ha mantenido negocios con la familia Bush, Osama (el personaje real) no existe.
Second, the bible code reveals that Osama Bin Laden is a creation of the Bush government. Although it is true that the Bin Laden family exists, and has done business with the Bush family, Osama (the actual character) does not exist.
Por otra parte, el c�digo b�blico anuncia que Bush provocar� una guerra entre el 2005 y el 2006, y ser� asesinado en el a�o 2009. Posiblemente se trate de una muerte ritual, para dar paso al avance del Anticristo. Estados Unidos es se�alada por el codigo biblico como la “Babilonia” que el mismo Dios destruir�, y este pa�s ser� el principal protagonista de una guerra at�mica (la Tercera Guerra Mundial), que seg�n pudo extraerse de la Tor�, ser� entre el 2009-2012.
Elsewhere, the bible code announces the Bush will provoke a war during 2005 and 2006, and will be assassinated in 2009. Possibly it speaks of a ritual death, to make way for the coming of the Antichrist. The United States is identified by the bible code as the Babylon which God himself will destroy, and that country will be the principal protagonist of an atomic war (the third world war) during 2009-2012, according to what could be gotten from the Torah.
Como si esto fuera poco, las matrices extra�das del libro oculto en la Tor� se�alan a George W. Bush como mano derecha del b�blico Anticristo, y principal precursor del chip que se pretende colocar a todas las personas para tener un control absoluto de todo y de todos. Este chip, que es fabricado por una importante empresa dedicada a la telefon�a celular, comenzar� a implantarse durante el presente a�o.
As if this were not enough, the matrices extracted from the hidden book of the Torah identify George W Bush as the right hand of the biblical Antichrist, and principal harbinger of the chip used to locate every person, in order to control everyone and everything. This chip, manufactured by a major cell phone company, will start to be implanted this year.
Este chip, es nada m�s y nada menos, lo que conocemos en el Apocalipsis b�blico como la marca de la bestia, el 666.
This chip is nothing more and nothing less than that which we know in the biblical apocalypse as the mark of the beast, 666.
Fuente: Proyecto Ori�n
Source: Project Orion.
Investigador Jos� Iglesias
http://codigo.proyecto-orion.com
“Que se sepa la verdad aunque el cielo se derrumbe…”
That the truth be known though the heavens fall.
Mr. Iglesias unveils hidden biblical prophecy. I learned much the same thing from the NY Times, the holy book of an obscure sect of moon and bat worshippers.
Regrettably, even methods as reliable as those used to extract hidden bible codes leave some small room for doubt. Another writer argues:
Ya todos sabemos qui�n es la verdadera bestia, el 666, el anticristo, el hijo del demonio mayor. Nos lo hemos calado los �ltimos seis a�os.
We all already know who is the true beast, the 666, the antichrist, the son of the great demon. We have had to endure him for the last six years.
It is not clear to what horror the second writer refers. My own necromantic studies suggest either Cthulhu or Hugo Chavez. Perhaps one is a manifestation of the other.
Posted on September 15th, 2005 by pwyll
Filed under: BDS, politics, religion
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