Two jokes, one intentional

I recently received a link to a Dutch website called DaanSpeak, via Paco Malo. I had never heard of DaanSpeak. It is veritable fountain of anti-American venom. I’ll reply with a joke.

DaanSpeak is concerned about the “coming war with Iran”. Here’s how their analysis begins.


In two recent articles, author Webster Tarpley observes ‘feverish US-UK preparations for a new 9/11 of state-sponsored, false flag synthetic terrorism which is intended in the intentions of the terrorist controllers in London and Washington to set the stage for the attack on Iran, as well as for martial law austerity dictatorships throughout the English-speaking world, and beyond.’ Tarpley is the author of a book that deals with the role secret services played in the creation of cover stories for September 11th, as well as how what actually happened on that day was carried out. The book is entitled 9/11 - Synthetic Terror - Made in USA; ’synthetic terror’ because the terror on 9/11 has its origins not in “real terrorism” but in the United States itself. He also spoke in Amsterdam, the Netherlands during Jimmy Walters’ European tour, which sought to expose the truth of September 11th. DaanSpeak spoke there also.

In short, 9/11 was staged by the US, and we’re going to stage another mass slaughter of our own citizens. Need I say more? This from the land of the late Theo Van Gogh.

I give thanks for the steadfast fidelity, the staunch courage of our Dutch allies, and am reminded of a remark by Twain: If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Here’s the joke. A guy walks into a bar and is amazed to see Bush and Rumsfeld sitting at a table in the back, drinking and talking. He walks over and introduces himself. Bush invites him to sit down, and confides they are planning World War III. Rumsfeld says “we are going to kill 150 million Muslims and a hot blonde.” The guy asks “why are you going to kill a hot blonde?” Bush jumps up, slaps the table and says “See Rumsfeld, I told you no one gives a damn about the Muslims.”

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