A mystery, and a proposed solution

Why has Michael Jackson’s career tanked? It turns out the Jews are behind it.

On Tuesday, ABC’s “Good Morning America” aired portions of a 2003 voice message that Jackson was alleged to have left for a former adviser, Dieter Wiesner.

A transcript provided by King’s office quotes Jackson as saying: “They suck them like leeches. … They start out the most popular person in the world, make a lot of money, big house, cars and everything and end up penniless. It’s a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose.”
WFMY News

Mr. Jackson needs to fight back. And what better way than to rally his fan base, young boys. He needs to invite these fans into his life, into his home. He needs to spend quality time with them, so they can get to know the real Michael Jackson, and buy his records.

Or he could try rejoining the human race, and perhaps putting out a decent record.

Posted on November 27th, 2005 by pwyll
Filed under: General

One Response to “A mystery, and a proposed solution”

  1. Paco Malo, on November 27th, 2005 at 11:01 am Said:

    To amplify our Editor’s closing observation: to join the scores of artists whose sins are quickly ignored, all Jackson has to do is put out 1 song that is not rotting garbage.

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