Carnal Reason

CR: Today’s guest is a new player, a rising star over the Gaza Strip, let’s welcome the Just Sword of Islam.

JSOI: Thank you, it’s a pleasure to be here.

CR: As the readers know, it is my task to guess the invited guest’s occupation, using as no more than ten ‘yes’ or ‘no’ questions. Let’s begin. JSOI, do you produce a product, say special swords used for beheading infidels?

JSOI: Though that would be a most worthwhile and noble thing to do, the answer is no.

CR: Do you render a service, perhaps you slay infidel Crusaders?

JSOI: We do render a service. Slaying the Crusader is of course the duty of all Muslims, but it is not our specific service.

CR: Do you slay Jews?

JSOI: When the opportunity arises, it is our pleasure to slay Jews. Though it is the general task of all to slay Jews, it is not the specific task of JSOI.

CR: You don’t slay infidels or Jews? That is a puzzler. Is your service something else you do to infidels or Jews, torture perhaps?

JSOI: You paint an appealing picture, but our current services do not concern infidels or Jews.

CR: So you render a service to your fellow Muslims?

JSOI: Yes.

CR: Does your service involve swords?

JSOI: No, not literally.

CR: But your service does involve violence?

JSOI: Yes.

CR: Does your service involves violence against fellow Muslims?

JSOI: Yes.

CR: Do you commit violence against women?

JSOI: Yes.

CR: I see that I am down to my last question. Are you professional rapists?

JSOI: (Smiles..) That is not our specific mission.

CR: It looks like you win this round. Please explain to the readers your special service.

JSOI: The Just Sword of Islam’s mission is to intimidate women into dressing modestly. We specialize in throwing acid into women’s faces.

CR: That seems a rather narrow specialty.

JSOI: Someone has to do it. And it is much safer than tangling with the IDF or the Americans. Though we do long for martyrdom. Besides, we do other work. For instance, we attack internet cafes with rocket propelled grenades.

CR: The internet is something of a mixed blessing. I take it you don’t want your people to waste their time on blogs.

JSOI: Quite.

Posted on December 3rd, 2006 by pwyll
Filed under: politics, slavery, war