Carnal Reason

Sometimes I laugh at something, and then think that maybe I shouldn’t have laughed. But what the hell, it was funny.

MINNEAPOLIS - A North Pole expedition meant to bring attention to global warming was called off after one of the explorers got frostbite. The explorers, Ann Bancroft and Liv Arnesen, on Saturday called off what was intended to be a 530-mile trek across the Arctic Ocean after Arnesen suffered frostbite in three of her toes, and extreme cold temperatures drained the batteries in some of their electronic equipment.
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But the latest trek got off to a bad start. The day they set off from Ward Hunt Island, a plane landing near the women hit their gear, punching a hole in Bancroft’s sled and damaging one of Arnesen’s snowshoes.

They repaired the snowshoe with binding from a ski, but Atwood said the patch job created pressure on Arnesen’s left foot, which led to blisters that then turned into frostbite.

Then there was the cold — quite a bit colder, Atwood said, then Bancroft and Arnesen had expected. One night they measured the temperature inside their tent at 58 degrees below zero, and outside temperatures were exceeding 100 below zero at times, Atwood said.

“My first reaction when they called to say there were calling it off was that they just sounded really, really cold,” Atwood said.

She said Bancroft and Arnesen were applying hot water bottles to Arnesen’s foot every night, but had to wake up periodically because the bottles froze.
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Atwood said there was some irony that a trip to call attention to global warming was scuttled in part by extreme cold temperatures.

“They were experiencing temperatures that weren’t expected with global warming,” Atwood said. “But one of the things we see with global warming is unpredictability.”

That last line made me chuckle.

I once saw an mpeg where some guy stuck his head into the mouth of a crocodile. The croc just chomped down on him. I have no idea whether the guy lived, or why he thought sticking his head in a crocodile’s mouth was a good idea. Try to imagine his surprise. No one could have predicted a croc might bite. Unpredictable, that’s what they are.

Posted on March 12th, 2007 by pwyll
Filed under: eco-catastrophe, humor