Back to the future

The treasures of the internet are endless. Today I had the pleasure of discovering The Canadian, Canada’s new socially progressive and cross-cultural national newspaper. The Canadian knows what’s what, and it pulls no punches:

Researchers suggest that Jesus may have been a descendant of Black human being-looking Extraterrestrial time-travellers. Indeed, Jesus had been depicted as being black by Christians, until the Church Establishment was seized by latent racist ideology. Jesus was essentially “whitened” to match the skin pigmentation of the elite cliques of Europe who sought to enslave peoples of African ancestry. By whitening Jesus, elites cliques of Europe sought to manipulate African peoples into worshipping the conquerors.

But you may ask, what does it really matter if Jesus was black, white, or Filipino for the matter? It matters, because researchers suggest that the whole apparent image and purpose of Jesus, including pivotally his skin pigmentation, was re-constructed, as a basis for a broader context of mass-deception.

Indeed, the way in which Jesus is appreciated could be viewed to be an axiomatic mass-deception context in human history. It was socially engineered to mislead humanity into its prevailing course self-destruction. The image of Jesus was used to create an organized religion, which was then used to create Western governments with historical links to modern Christianity.

I want to be on the side of whoever pulled off this feat of social engineering. Those aliens have it going on.

Posted on March 6th, 2008 by pwyll
Filed under: religion

3 Responses to “Back to the future”

  1. Paco Malo, on March 6th, 2008 at 5:30 pm Said:

    At the outset, let me state that the marginally psychotic “opinion piece” you cite above is garbage. I don’t even find it entertaining. “Researchers suggest” and then give no evidence — how can even the biggest pc enthusiast take this seriously. I’ve got it — this is intellectual pornography, no offense to real pornography.

    The mission statement of “The Canadian” reads as follows:

    “The Canadian is an editorially independent and not-for-profit national newspaper. It is inspired by Canada’s very first newspaper called ‘Le Canadien’, that was founded in 1806.

    We are committed to affirming a sovereign Canada, by defending the national public interest via a critical approach to mass-media coverage. The aspirations for a sovereign Canada had inspired the journalists of ‘Le Canadien’, as well as Tommy Douglas, former Prime Minister Trudeau, and other Canadians, toward the pursuit of the Canadian Dream. Trudeau had specifically referred this Canadian Dream, as the pursuit of a socially progressive ‘Just Society’.”

    With this mission statement in mind, I give this piece an F.

  2. pwyll, on March 7th, 2008 at 2:23 pm Said:

    You have no appreciation for bulldada, that which is so bad it is good. You should check out some of the rest of their site. The Canadian provides coverage of both extra-terrestrial and transgender issues. Progressive coverage. I don’t know any other place to get both.

  3. Paco Malo, on March 8th, 2008 at 12:15 am Said:

    Possibly so, but in my years in Baltimore, I used to rub shoulders at the bar with John Waters and shop at Edith the Egg Lady’s. Compared to Waters’ body of work, The Canadian is dust.

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