A note to my esteemed readers: CR is going on summer vacation. I have a lot going on, and not enough time and desire to blog. I’ll keep the site online, and return when circumstance permits. Thank you.
Posted on June 22nd, 2008 by pwyll
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This reeks of conspiracy! Just as the election is heating up, gas prices are up, oillis sky rocketing, wildfires in California, the Supreme Court decides to give terrorists habeus, oh, and George Carlin dies! Connect the dots here people! Now Carnal Reason goes off line into the middlle of the dark forrest, again? This is too much! It is just a bit too much to believe it is just random events. I’m calling for a congressional investigation. If Cynthia McKinny were still my congressperson we could get to the bottom of this, but no! They made her hit a capitol policeman with a cell phone which made her unelectable. What self respecting black woman would hit a man with her cell phone? Her cell phone, people! And now this. “Vacation?” Come on. You can tell us! Who got to you? It was the power mower lobby, wasn’t it. That last blog about push mowers sent the Snapper people over the edge. I could see it coming. This country is toast when a man can’t even question how to cut his own grass….or is it his? Could it be… could it be that Obama is in kahoots with the Lawnboy Lobby. They have been known to… be right back there is a knock on my door…..WHAT THE F..!!! Ooof, he’s got a gas powerrred hedge trrrim..omigod! Please get this message to Semitr McCain its the Mixzicin yardman!! Oof Ow! They are attacKing! Ouch a gas powererd weed wacker MY FINGERS!! I need those, u monsters!! Must Control the Boarders… power mowers and miexcan oil axis of evil numero dos!!! Must get the word out…aaaaggghhhhu
No prollem seniors.Meester Dooley eez okay rie now. Dere eez no mejico power mower conspiazi, he yost keeding. He be back soon. Hast le vista. Joo got a prolem joo call de Lawnboy Lobby we help. Rie Mr Dooley?
Si
yes, the singular voice in the sane wilderness calling Obama the next dangerous demagogue. Ever read any about civic duty, I whine.
Have a great summer! Good work recently; you are usually wrong anyway, don’t sweat it.
John, let’s get together and do an investigative report for 60 minutes on this. You are write. Too many co-incidences. Reeks of Apocalytic forebody. This is why Satan put us here, dude. I’ll bring some records.
Typos: John is “right”
“Apocalyptic foreboding”
“Hal, open the pod bay doors for Dooley. This has been funny enough. Let him in the ship.”
Yo, Lawnboy, you miss a spot.
Oh, and leave Dooley tied up til I get there. This is still funny.
ccl
This is too hard: now “The Daily Show” is doing whole segments working with your Obama-as-religious-demagogue shtiick.
“Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita mi ritrovai per una selva oscura“, indeed. And ones guide leaves you on the strange path, here in the middle of a campaign.
And whose gonna let me know how badly or not Raoul is doing? eh?
typos: “shtick”
“And ones’ guide ….”