when going the wrong way, go faster

Via the Telegraph.co.uk:
We have, post-Dunblane, what are said to be the toughest gun control laws in the world. They have actually proved strikingly ineffectual.
Gun crime has doubled since they were introduced. Young hoodlums are able to acquire handguns - either replica weapons that have been converted, or imports from eastern Europe - with ease. With [...]

And don’t climb inside the wood chipper either

The FAA is watching out for us. Via the Register:
Caution: this could be a one way trip. This is what would-be space tourists will have to be warned before they set off on sub-orbital jaunts, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has said.
Following the successful launch of SpaceShipOne, the X-Prize winning craft designed by Burt Rutan, [...]

The government we deserve

A Florida district court has upheld the conviction of Richard Paey by a 2-1 margin. Mr. Paey is a wheelchair bound man, with multiple sclerosis and botched back surgeries, a paraplegic in chronic intense pain. The state of Florida sentenced him to 25 years in prison for narcotics trafficking. He was not trafficking in [...]

Bite the Big Apple

NEW YORK (AP) - The Board of Health voted Tuesday to make New York the nation’s first city to ban artery-clogging artificial trans fats at restaurants - from the corner pizzeria to high-end bakeries.
The board, which passed the ban unanimously, did give restaurants a slight break by relaxing what had been considered a tight deadline [...]

Could you give an example?

A metaphysical novelty courtesy of the TSA, via the Chicago Tribune:
The agency explicitly outlines fine ranges for trying to bring guns, explosives and ammunition on board a plane. It also gives a range for the weapons category, which includes “sharp objects, clublike items and other prohibited items” for a penalty of $250 to $1,500.
Passengers [...]

Truth is way stranger than fiction

The Agitator reports on another botched SWAT raid. The usual drill, wrong address, innocent family terrorized. This one is a bit novel in that the raid is over porn rather than drugs, and mighty strange in that it features a special guest officer, bigger and badder than Shaft, the one, the only, the Shaq.